ReichCorp Presents: Safety and You

Mr. X · **Joined:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:07 pm **Posts:** 500

Greetings employee. Say hello to Cadet Jan Von Braun and her Safety Bitches, Cadet Jessika and Cadet Victoria!

Cadet Jan and her team don't care about the rules. They don't care about their safety; they think they're invincible. In fact, as you can see, they'd like you to go fuck yourself. Over the next few days we'll see what happens when bad little girls like Miss Von Braun and her friends ignore the rules -- rules that have been instituted for their well-being as well as your own.

We hope that you will find it interesting and informative!

Ric delCampo · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:42 pm

Certain to be an informative and educational program. Am looking forward to it.

Steph · **Posted:** Sun Jan 10, 2010 8:52 pm

Tee Hee!

victoria · **Joined:** Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:10 pm **Posts:** 771

Mr. X,

Great...Always like to see Janet and Jessika get it... :dance:

Hugs,

Victoria

Jessika · **Joined:** Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:41 pm **Posts:** 537

Oooh, but we are INVINCIBLE!!! :666:

Excited to see how things unfold! :angels:

And Vicky, the same goes for you! (seeing you killed, that is ... :twisted:

) LOL!

Meaow
Jessie

Mr. X · **Joined:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:07 pm **Posts:** 500

Vic seems to think she'll sqeak by unscathed... dunno about that...

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Cadet Victoria has braved the South American jungle, she has survived countless firefights and has a confirmed kill score of well over a hundred. How ironic that she would meet her fate via rationed candy bar.

Employees are to eat their rations politely and with restraint; like ladies. Otherwise we cannot guarantee your safety.

Jessika · **Joined:** Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:41 pm **Posts:** 537

Heh, heh, delightful ... 'sweet' actually ... almost looks like Vicky spilt her eyeshadow all over face ... Grin! :roll:

Meaow
Jessie

Mr. X · **Joined:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:07 pm **Posts:** 500

Eh heh... well we got a few more today, everybody gets a turn.
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This one is especially important ladies, considering your five inch heel regulation minimum.

Jesssika wasn't paying attention to where she was going, and her neck paid the price. Her body oil took her a full three yards before she finally came to a stop. Sad, really.

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Now and again work may take you abroad. It's tempting, we know, to assume that because we hold dominion over men, other dumb beasts will naturally fall in line. This is not so.

Cadet Von Braun forgot her place in the natural order and decided to kick a bear for looking at her. Well, live and learn as they say. If only for another thirty seconds.

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We freely admit the scenario of an anvil falling on your head is unlikely at best. However, in areas where falling objects are a danger, there are signs warning of the risk, and perfectly fashionable headgear for you to wear.

Don't make Victoria's mistake. A cap is not proper safety headgear.

Ric delCampo · **Posted:** Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:58 pm

Hey, Br'er Bear, is Janet a tasty morsel?
(Is she good to eat?)

Mr. X · **Joined:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:07 pm **Posts:** 500

Probably going to need a mouthwash in a nearby stream when he hits those mammaries...

Jessika · **Joined:** Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:41 pm **Posts:** 537

OOOOH NOOOO!!! :jawdrop:

Gee, never thought of getting wet & slipping on one's own juices as dangerous, but this made me think of that ... LOL! :666:

Meaow
Jessie

Mr. X · **Joined:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:07 pm **Posts:** 500

Certainly a slippery little minx aincha. >.>

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Many of you are so accustomed to the constant sound of gunfire that it doesn't alarm you in the least. This is generally a positive thing, an admirable trait. However, there are situations when the sound of gunfire, as well as a few well-placed signs, should be taken as a warning.

We told Von Braun that she was wandering into a machinegun testing range.

But it went in one ear and out the other.

Katja · **Joined:** Tue Oct 14, 2008 10:44 am **Posts:** 398

Giggle! A couple of good ones there, Mr X! LOL! :lolsmile:

Hugs
Katja

janet_k_brown · **Joined:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:19 am **Posts:** 1418

These just keep getting better and better .... keep up the great work!

Janet

karin · **Joined:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:17 pm **Posts:** 590

Excellent as always Mr. X

:dance:

victoria · **Joined:** Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:10 pm **Posts:** 771

Gee...Don't want to appear slutty but should there not be some posters warning of the dangers of unprotected sex...LOL

Hugs,

Victoria

Ric delCampo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:22 am

victoria wrote:

Gee...Don't want to appear slutty but should there not be some posters warning of the dangers of unprotected sex...LOL

Hugs,

Victoria

To expand on that theme-- how about the danger of masterbating with a loaded pistol barrel?

Mr. X · **Joined:** Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:07 pm **Posts:** 500

Thanks guys! Slight technical difficulties, hopefully this weekend I can do some more.

Ric wrote:

To expand on that theme-- how about the danger of masterbating with a loaded pistol barrel?

Now there is a ReichCorp exclusive warning sign if I ever saw one. I was also thinking a 'patriotic American secret agent' warning sign but I'm kind of running low on ideas.

victoria · **Joined:** Sat Dec 13, 2008 3:10 pm **Posts:** 771

Let's see....Maybe Jessika and a poison dildo.

Or maybe the dangers of an orgy...LOL

Hugs,

Victoria

Alice · **Posted:** Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:59 am

Great work, Mr. X. Can't wait to see more!

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